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BeWArE THe TiN MonKEy'SMarch 30 14 DAYS TO GOYup thats right, only 14 days left till I am 30. ARHHHHHHHHHHH
Maybe its time to grow up n get serious???????
Nope dont think I am ready for that yet, Got plenty of time for that.
March 29 Spot The DuckSpot the Duck Webcam located on the Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Scotland. Spot was first spotted at Loch Lomond way back in August 2001 and has been sighted several times since. Scientists studying pictures of Spot are totally bewildered as to what type of duck Spot can possible be – there are no known ducks of this type anywhere in the world!! Spot has become an overnight phenomena – an even bigger sensation than the Loch Ness Monster – and he is huge. Tourists from all over the world are rushing to Loch Lomond in the hope of catching a glimpse of Spot. Now you can see him too – if you are patient and lucky. To make it possible to watch for Spot 24x7 we have installed twelve 5 Million Watt spotlights along the banks of the loch – so log on anytime and you may see Spot.
Politically Correct Fairy TalesHansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured both of them intending to eat them. Gretel had a chance save both of them by pushing the old woman in an oven but she decided that it would be wrong not to respect the witch's cultural traditions. So Gretel and her brother allowed themselves to be cooked and eaten. The witch was so happy with the children's actions that she invited all of her witch friends to the area. Soon thereafter, they ate every child in a hundred mile radius. Soon the whole area was filled with nothing but child eating witches and all the witches were very happy! The Moral of the Story: You must respect the culture of others, even at your own expense! The Three Billy-Goats Gruff The first and second billy goat gruffs were stopped from
going across a bridge to get food by a troll. Then the biggest and baddest billy goat gruff showed up. He told the troll he was going to kick his @ss. That greatly upset the first and second of the billy goats gruff who accused the third billy goat gruff of "hegemony" and "imperialism" and said that negotiation was the way to go. So the third billy goat gruff went away. Unfortunately, the troll refused to negotiate and first two billy goats gruff starved to death. The Moral of the Story:It's better to starve to death than to fight The Three Little Pigs There were once three little pigs. The first little pig built his house out of straw. But the big bad wolf easily knocked it down. Then he ran to the 2nd pig's house which was made out of sticks. But the wolf came there and knocked it down too. Then both pigs ran to the American pig's house which was made out brick. When the wolf came there, the American
pig pulled out a gun and blew his stinking head off. Afterwards, both little pigs who lost their houses started building their houses out of straw again. When the American pig asked them why they accused the American of being an "arrogant jerk" and of "acting unilaterally". But they secretly knew the American would always save them, just like he did in WW1 and WW2 so they could afford not to be prepared. The Moral of the Story: Even though Americans are helpful, they're real creeps! Extreme KidnappingExtreme Kidnapping provides top-notch kidnapping services that cater to extreme experience lovers along with great customer support - a combination that can't be beat!  Vegan Cats ???????Proud distributors of the finest vegan foods, natural supplements, and environmentally friendly products for your companion animals.  How To Talk Like A PirateAvast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? When Office Supplies AttackVengeful pencils, swarming mice, and evil staplers on the prowl.  THE BUSH CONSPIRACYWant to come up with your own conspiracy theory about Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!*
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